lightspeedsound:

becca-morley:

adventures in school

I can tell these are all high schooler stories because there’s nothing about professors getting drunk with you

aphaphaph:

hey mister money bags i gotta ask,

daddynoooo:

myshipshavecannons:

potato-baked:

Girl code

and tilt your head to the side  

Smirk a little

akatsugay:

tehrisa:

a summary of gay swimmers: the return

The accuracy of this is fucking killing me

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: herbivorehealth)

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor

(Source: ahhmylittlekitten)

famousest:

started from the closet now were queer

inkskinned:

Once upon a time
a princess in a tower
got free on her own. 

You crave the deepest connections with others, but you don’t trust to let anyone in.
Unknown (via psych-facts)

truckyousasha:

septemberwildflowers:

jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort

especially if it’s a kiss

Band kids during the football game.

bluemoonbassoon:

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jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7