i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation

(Source: emmajstones)



florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.


//looks around. squints. whispers to friend//

do you think he’s…y’know…straight?


do you ever just stop and think about your obsession with something and say to yourself “oh man, i’m in too deep


Someone beat Hawthorne up, but he deserved it.
Really proud of this! i didn’t think I could draw a busted eye and a broken nose!

Art and Character (c) me


comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

(Source: friendlyaxolotl)



If You ever think You’re too obsessed with something, just remember that David Tennant used to get in trouble at school because all his essays were Doctor Who fan fiction.

that’s actually extremely uplifting


that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one


Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen


the only thing ‘not safe for work’ around here is that giant lava pit in the middle of the office! who the HELL put that there


omfg i just love the aph fandom so much. i love how they get so happy for every new episode even if its just only 5 minutes long i love how everyone gets so passionate over the characters and i love how everyone gets so excited with these little updates. the hetalia fandom definitely has the cutest people ever i swear.



So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates

where all the relevant characters are lesbians.

Yes good.






truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

(Source: walkinggtall)


who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess)