fifty shades of weeb
lovino calling ludwig………..ludwig? ? ??? this is a strange thought
he does it on accident one time just a casual “hey ludwig—” and catches himself and they’re both completely weirded out and ludwigs like “please, call me bastard”
Gotta work on those appropriate future-in-laws names, you know?
- me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
- me: uses computer without headphones
songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown
and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down
gimme more pansexual characters
gimme more nonbinary characters
shipping ocs is hard because no one cares but you
can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
ive been listening to 5sos on max vol for the past hour in the school
why hasnt anyone stopped me
feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan”
i’m having trouble believing this
i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan
AHAHAHAHAHHA okay, I love you Leo.