i-ll-be-mother:

Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?

silvertongue-turnedtolead:

theannieplanet:

so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

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orbitae:

friendly reminder for all my followers

  • make sure you drink lots of water to keep you feeling cute
  • you don’t need to keep unhealthy people in your life if they’re stopping you from being cute
  • it’s okay to say no to people or things that aren’t cute
  • do what makes you happy and what makes you feel cute
  • nothing will ever love you more than your body so make sure you love it back u lil cutie

aphlovi:

i like spamano and romain because either way a tomato is going in someone’s ass

doritovargas:

ROMAIN IS A LETTUCE

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

Selfie time! I just got my hair done!

I feel like 2p ameriko help ; u ;

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

fabulous-rivaille:

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is this for real

now that’s what i call “true love”

kisschases:

if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had

(Source: kathrynknowles)

  • Me: *has 5 video games I started to play but never beat*
  • Me: *plays a game I've beaten 4 times*

aphdenmark:

gryffindor playlist: 50 minutes of queen